Hazzard
Last Activity:
Jun 26, 2017 at 6:28 PM
Joined:
Dec 12, 2014
Messages:
56
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69
Trophy Points:
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Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Nov 16, 2000 (Age: 16)
Location:
Chicago
Occupation:
Student

Hazzard

Male, 16, from Chicago

Seasoned Adventurer

LUSAKA TOWER THIS IS GREEN LEADER, WE HAVE A MESSAGE FOR THE STATION COMMANDER AT MUMBA. Feb 22, 2017

Hazzard was last seen:
Jun 26, 2017 at 6:28 PM
    1. Hazzard
      Hazzard
      LUSAKA TOWER THIS IS GREEN LEADER, WE HAVE A MESSAGE FOR THE STATION COMMANDER AT MUMBA.
    2. Hazzard
      Hazzard
      I AM THE NUTLORD. I CAME HERE TO NUT, AND ONLY TO F***ING NUT. HAIL BEFORE ME.
    3. Hazzard
      Hazzard
      THIS IS AN ATTACK AGAINST RHODESIAN DISSIDENTS AND NOT AGAINST ZAMBIA. RHODESIA HAS NO QUARRELS WITH ZAMBIA OR HER SECURITY FORCES.
    4. Ahrix
    5. Hazzard
      Hazzard
      LUSAKA TOWER THIS IS GREEN LEADER, WE HAVE A MESSAGE FOR THE STATION COMMANDER AT MUMBA.
      1. Kasegawa likes this.
      2. Kasegawa
        Kasegawa
        RISE, O VOICES OF RHODESIA! GOD MAY WE THY BOUNTY SHARE. GIVE US STRENGTH TO FACE ALL DANGER, AND WHERE CHALLENGE IS, TO DARE!
        Jun 16, 2016
    6. Hazzard
      Hazzard
      ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      1. Hano
        Hano
        lmao
        Jun 10, 2016
    7. Anon
      Anon
      Happy Birthday!
    8. Kasegawa
      Kasegawa
      low grade meme man.
    9. Hazzard
      Hazzard
      Goodbye, moonmaaaan
    10. Stluffy
      Stluffy
      i follow u now
      1. Hazzard
        Hazzard
        kden
        Aug 23, 2015
    11. tero
      tero
      This is a robbery.
    12. Hazzard
      Hazzard
      America, fuck yeah!
      1. Okita
        Okita
        Jul 8, 2015
    13. shadowfax
      shadowfax
      I read your whole Vr story during bio class... It's Omazing beyOnd belief and your audience wants MOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
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      2. shadowfax
        shadowfax
        "I *will put it back up"
        I fixed your misspell :D
        Jun 5, 2015
      3. Kasegawa
        Kasegawa
        lmao thanxz I'm doing it right now :3 and Kasegawa is a dude in this story :O wowowowowow
        Jun 5, 2015
      4. shadowfax
        shadowfax
        *hat falls off* followed by Michael bay approved *BAYSPLOSIONNNNNNNN*
        Jun 5, 2015
    14. shadowfax
      shadowfax
      Your profile picture is like a deranged dance teacher who kills every 27th student he/she has (I can't tell gender :/
      1. Hazzard
        Hazzard
        Actually, it's a deranged englishman who used to spend his days at the local milk bar until he accidentally murdered a woman during a gang rape and was locked away and forced to go through torture to become less violent. He's a character from A Clockwork Orange.
        Jun 4, 2015
      2. Kasegawa
        Kasegawa
        omg I saw that film XD
        Jun 4, 2015
      3. shadowfax
        shadowfax
        Ooook... *shadow slips out of the room and runs away*
        Jun 4, 2015
    15. Hazzard
      Hazzard
      ITG is the master race.
      1. shadowfax and Kasegawa like this.
      2. Kasegawa
        Kasegawa
        ITG master race
        May 23, 2015
    16. Hazzard
      Hazzard
      bored
      1. Kasegawa
        Kasegawa
        RiP
        Apr 28, 2015
    17. Hazzard
      Hazzard
      SB banned again :(
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      2. Aerion
        Aerion
        Level New Member lol.
        Feb 10, 2015
      3. Taokaka
        Taokaka
        Ahah :P
        Feb 10, 2015
      4. Nizza
        Nizza
        lol
        Feb 10, 2015
    18. Hazzard
      Hazzard
      oshit SB banned *420 bleachscopes himself*
      1. Aerion
        Aerion
        Oh noes.
        Feb 8, 2015
      2. Mikey
        Mikey
        rip
        Feb 8, 2015
      3. Anon
        Anon
        Hey only I get to say Oh nose!
        Feb 17, 2015
    19. Hazzard
      Hazzard
      b0ss pls i hab da canser
    20. Hazzard
      Hazzard
      <insert stereotypical pathetic excuse of a deep and meaningful status post>
      1. Reach
        Reach
        shoutouts to /r/im14andthisisdeep
        Feb 3, 2015
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Nov 16, 2000 (Age: 16)
    Location:
    Chicago
    Occupation:
    Student
    I am jewish. I like money, a lot. I started anime with SAO and SnK, but have moved on to much more. My favorite anime is Code Geass. I like gaming too. Add me on steam @ Hazzard, and skype @ pantsinabucket

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    It is I, his Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al-Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, Victorious Cross, Military Cross, Distinguished Service Order, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular. I am also the uncrowned King of Scotland.
    Currently on a 300,000 kill streak.