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  1. Stratosfyr

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    Dat Response do~:

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    Hazzard: "I brought so many, the Irish are starving"
    Killertacos: "Thats not racist at all"



    (The long ones):

    "A maxi-pad is a tool utilized by women to absorb personal vaginal discharge and avoid undergarment staining during their internal 'regulatory' moment of the female lunar cycle-time. Officially known as menstruation but more commonly as the red flood, maxi-pads have had a quiet, slow and secretive evolution in finding ways to mop up daily secretions, mask musky odours and to keep expensive frilly" -Maxine 2015


    "Mkay frilly underwear clean. The history of the maxi-pad is ominous and at the very least controversial. Its very mention, was, has been, and is slightly less but still quite taboo in almost all societies, though actively talked about in France which has a national day dedicated to sanitary napkins followed by a twelve day strike and riots in poor neighbourhoods. Some societies however view" -Maxine 2015
     
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    An oldie but a goldy:
    "It's easy to fall in love when love is a bucket." -LoveBucket (Kevin) 2014
     
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    "Can you pee while in coma?" -Maxine 2015
    "You guys prob have periods too and it makes your penis bigger." -Maxine 2015
     
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    Maxine is a goldmine
     
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    I'm offended by at least one of these
     
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    For quotes? Without doubt.
     
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    I wish I would have saved them :eek: There were so many, but I don't remember q_q
     
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    @Maxine deserves her own section. He11; her own thread XD
     
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    Are you Christian?" No I'm catholic"
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    "Hey ur a trisexual girl"
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    1. [​IMG] 23:34 - Maxine:
      A maxi-pad is a tool utilized by women to absorb personal vaginal discharge and avoid undergarment staining during their internal 'regulatory' moment of the female lunar cycle-time. Officially known as menstruation but more commonly as the red flood, maxi-pads have had a quiet, slow and secretive evolution in finding ways to mop up daily secretions, mask musky odours and to keep expensive frilly
     
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    1. [​IMG] 23:37 - Maxine:
      Mkay frilly underwear clean. The history of the maxi-pad is ominous and at the very least controversial. Its very mention, was, has been, and is slightly less but still quite taboo in almost all societies, though actively talked about in France which has a national day dedicated to sanitary napkins followed by a twelve day strike and riots in poor neighbourhoods. Some societies however view
     
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    Hazzard: "I brought so many, the Irish are starving"
    Killertacos: "Thats not racist at all"

    "Thats not racist at all" - Killertacos 2015
     
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    1. [​IMG] 23:48 - Reach:
      no violence against furniture
     
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    "Swatika forever" Nozomi, moments before her ban, 2014
     
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    Noz was banned?!?!
     
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    On the old forums, yes.
     
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    Oh ok yeah I remember that I thought you were meaning on the new
     
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    1. [​IMG] 19:29 - Nizza:
      those siblings are now conquering the entire community...
     
  20. Taokaka

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    I don't have a sibling though? :eek: