(No plot spoilers!) I'm making this thread as a place to post your cool/awesome/funny/intense etc stories from breath of the wild! Here is an example of a story/my first story: after walking for 7 or so miles I realized I should probably get a horse. I worked hard to get on one close outside a town but the horse didn't like me much, and it took me 20 minutes to trick it into entering the town, a task that would've taken 10 seconds on foot. I abandoned that horse soon after.